What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Study links premature ejaculation to altered brain activity and neurotransmitter imbalances - PsyPost

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Minds and Behinds

Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Fundraiser for Georgia teen who rushed to work at Burger King after graduation surpasses $110K - 11Alive.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Fireball streaks through aurora-filled skies photo of the day for June 5, 2025 - Space

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Still no good

F1 25 out now – with F1 The Movie integration and return of ‘Braking Point’ story mode | Formula 1® - Formula 1

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scientists capture slow-motion earthquake in action - Phys.org

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Scientists Warn: Long Work Hours May Physically Alter Your Brain - SciTechDaily

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Google Phone app is getting a visual makeover with Android 16's Material 3 Expressive - Android Police

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Scientists Uncover Hundreds New Giant Viruses That May Be Quietly Threatening Ocean Life - Indian Defence Review

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Novartis Pluvicto™ demonstrates statistically significant and clinically meaningful rPFS benefit in patients with PSMA-positive metastatic hormone-sensitive prostate cancer - Novartis